It’s big. It’s clever.
It’s a bar for drinking.

The Holy Drinker. Sounds good, doesn't it? And it lives up to its name. We believe that drinking is a pastime that should be pure - an activity uncontaminated by the things that make other bars so, well, irritating.

Walk through the door in SW11 (it's a really big door) and you'll find people you like - both behind the bar and propping it up. We're the only truly independent bar in the area - no big-chain conformism here, just a truly original and relaxing place to drink. No alcopops and definitely no X Factor - instead, we offer some of the finest beers and spirits in the world, alongside a truly original, hand-picked wine list. If you're feeling devilish and really need two different kinds of absinthe or a bottle of Cristal champagne, the Holy Drinker is the bar for you.

The lighting's low, the décor is original and comfortable, and the music's great; chilled and funky beats that fit in with the perfect, relaxed drinking environment. Trust us; it's an interesting place to be.

So, if you're in SW11, Clapham, Battersea or the Northcote Road area, keep on walking right past the blasphemy of the bland drinking malls. Leave your saintly behavior at home, and come worship at the Holy Drinker.